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One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

Mindy Kaling and Elmo are Very Enthusiastic

any mac users able to help me out with a problem with vlc? i’m trying to take screenshots but its doing it so choppily like it skips so many frames and i’ve tried to change the recording ratio but it doesn’t work!!! help????

a month or so ago i met this old man on the tram and he started talking to me about his family and how his wife died from cancer and how he’s sick and so is his son but he’s trying to get better and i was really emotional for me to hear all this and i had to get off the tram so i said “thank you for sharing. i hope things work out for you and your son. have a good day” and he responded with “everyday is a good day” and just smiled at me and there hasn’t been a single day since then that i haven’t thought about him 


Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind, because I can’t picture how it could work with the way my life is.

Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind, because I can’t picture how it could work with the way my life is.

Ok, Listen up folks. We have a security situation here.

Never lose your temper in the middle of a door sign.


Every night when i fall asleep on the sofa,he carries me to bed.Well,the tries to,and then he just drags me by the leg.

Every night when i fall asleep on the sofa,he carries me to bed.Well,the tries to,and then he just drags me by the leg.

Clara Oswald in series eight episode six, “The Caretaker